- I curse like a damn sailor so u know i'mma write like one too. Please don't come in here if that bothers u nor tell me to change it. cuz i won't. *my motto "when I AM ready I AM ready"--->remember your name ain't nowhere in my motto ;) cheers!
- I am overtly analytical almost to the point where it gets on my damn nerves too.
- I explain alot of shit with analogies so if I write something about bacon fat it may pertain to ur life. ;)
- I live for conspiracy theories...zeitgeist...
- I live for music
- I live for fashion
- I am down with my inner geek
- I am a woman that secretly digs men with an inner geek and of course big- maple, mahogany, oak, pine, u get my drift...
- I think all men cheat and i am not saying this in a belittling manner. I hate that I am a woman and about to say this but: If God makes no mistakes..Even if I started at 10 yrs old I'd be lucky if I physically could have 20 babies yet a man can have 1000 babies in 1 year if his stamina abled him to..so if God makes no mistakes and intended a man to only be with 1 woman why is that possible? and if God intended man to only be with 1 woman why is it sooo many more of us chicks than them sticks?.
- I am not Optimistic nor Pessimistic. I am a true Realist.
- I am from the last generation to remember slow dancing in the night club. I remember how gross i felt when i could feel the guys stick on me..ew lol
- I cannot guarantee when and how much I will update this it just depends on how I feel
- I am an avid online sample sale gal so if u know of any don't hold that info hostage! share!
- I live for the legalization of marijuana can't wait to be able to walk down the street see a cop and blow it in his face in the nicest way possible.
- I write like I am talking-so if I don't use commas, have a bunch of grammatical errors and have plenty of run-on sentencing it is what is! so lick my...
- I will never post a pic of myself and nor will I straight bad talk someone to have to want to hide...the anonymity is what's sexy
- I am a real woman that can admit: I Swallow my Drinks, I Swallow my Food and I damn sho Swallow It too. High Five to all the fabulous grown woman that can embrace the swallow and feel liberated in doing so.
Welcome to my blog. I Swallow It. A place where prim and proper don't exist. You are who u are just hope u have a lil moral in between.
Love xoxo,
Blubber
2 comments:
Actually, I prefer to watch "IT" dribble down the side of your mouth and the slurp it up again just like in the moovies! But, I do understand your need for protein, so I won't begrudge you the disappearing act with that "IT"!
I like your BLOG.. KUDOS Real talk on here
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