When are you too OLD?

U know sometimes I truly hate that I over analyze ever damn thing..sometimes I wish I could breath and let go! In business I have excelled because I see every detail, every nook and cranny.. In life thats a terrible trait! I'm at the club tonight and find myself feeling "too old" to be in there..even though there were plenty of people wayyy older than me. I kept wondering what's too old to be in the club? and if ya not ready to get married and u have out grown the club what the hell else is there to do?

My Brother's Bday

April 5th a day of melancholy sadness and reality all in one. Today marks my big brother's birthday. He would have been 36. I miss him terribly and its a reminder of how quickly life can be taken.I miss u Big Bro. Life hasn't been the same without u.

Bi Sexuality/Straight/Gay

I can honestly admit I have thought about lesbian/bisexual subject but never gone there..won't say I won't ever but can't say that I have totally wanted to do so either. anyways, I believe in the idea of being gay or straight but bisexuality is where i kinda i get confused. Doesn't bisexuality just mean u are some what of a freak? Reality to me: If you blind folded me and told me a man was going down on me but in actuality it was a woman I will more than likely cum. Shit, I can make myself cum..and If I was creative enough I could rub my clit against a rock and get off.. it's my mind that tells me what's right for me and what's wrong for me. Bisexuality=Having your cake and Eat It Too; I am definitely not mad at cha but u must embrace that u have an inner FREAK.

Welcome

Hello!

So I just started this blog for the hell of it. Don't care if no-one reads this shit because I will not be censoring a damn thing and its truly how I am feeling. Few things bout me:

• I curse like a damn sailor so u know i'mma write like one too. Please don't come in here if that bothers u nor tell me to change it. cuz i won't. *my motto "when I AM ready I AM ready"--->remember your name ain't nowhere in my motto ;) cheers!
• I am overtly analytical almost to the point where it gets on my damn nerves too.
• I explain alot of shit with analogies so if I write something about bacon fat it may pertain to ur life. ;)
• I live for conspiracy theories...zeitgeist...
• I live for music
• I live for fashion
• I am down with my inner geek
• I am a woman that secretly digs men with an inner geek and of course big- maple, mahogany, oak, pine, u get my drift...
• I think all men cheat and i am not saying this in a belittling manner. I hate that I am a woman and about to say this but: If God makes no mistakes..Even if I started at 10 yrs old I'd be lucky if I physically could have 20 babies yet a man can have 1000 babies in 1 year if his stamina abled him to..so if God makes no mistakes and intended a man to only be with 1 woman why is that possible? and if God intended man to only be with 1 woman why is it sooo many more of us chicks than them sticks?.
• I am not Optimistic nor Pessimistic. I am a true Realist.
• I am from the last generation to remember slow dancing in the night club. I remember how gross i felt when i could feel the guys stick on me..ew lol
• I cannot guarantee when and how much I will update this it just depends on how I feel
• I am an avid online sample sale gal so if u know of any don't hold that info hostage! share!
• I live for the legalization of marijuana can't wait to be able to walk down the street see a cop and blow it in his face in the nicest way possible.
• I write like I am talking-so if I don't use commas, have a bunch of grammatical errors and have plenty of run-on sentencing it is what is! so lick my...
• I will never post a pic of myself and nor will I straight bad talk someone to have to want to hide...the anonymity is what's sexy
• I am a real woman that can admit: I Swallow my Drinks, I Swallow my Food and I damn sho Swallow It too. High Five to all the fabulous grown woman that can embrace the swallow and feel liberated in doing so.

Welcome to my blog. I Swallow It. A place where prim and proper don't exist. You are who u are just hope u have a lil moral in between.

Love xoxo,
Blubber